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All 11 game Reviews

The Breach The Breach

Rated 2 / 5 stars

This is a very pretty game.

That's about all it has going for it.

Zombie enemies? Hold the attack button and stand still.
Flying enemies? Line yourself up with one, hold the attack button, and stand still.

And then, on top of it all, a boring level up mechanic.

Oh and then throw some uninspired platforming bits in.


This is a very pretty game that is also boring and uncreative. There's a nice story and good animation; maybe that's what they should have made instead of a game.

Then again, maybe not. From the looks of things, people like shallow gaming experiences. Or maybe it suddenly gets better after the first area -- but I wouldn't count on it.

I guess all there is left for me is 'People think this is a USELESS review'.

Space-ninja Space-ninja

Rated 0 / 5 stars

More like an unpolished Star Guard

I didn't play through this very far, but it really is just a bad ripoff of Star Guard. A terrible one.

The controls feel bad, pointless collectibles are all over the place, enemy and level design is less interesting and less clever and pretty much awful in many places, and the graphics are worse. There is also a wall-jumping ability that is never used for anything interesting, and the environment in Star Guard was much more... uh, well, interesting.

If you have a search engine and half a brain, don't bother playing this game. There's a better one you'd be better off playing instead, somewhere out there ON THE INTERNET. It will welcome you with open arms.

Little Wheel Little Wheel

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Super Classy

Looked and sounded amazing.

Played very well, too (responsive, smooth, great animations), but...
well, a walkthrough for this is about as necessary as the walkthrough for You Have to Burn the Rope.

I've never been a massive fan of this kind of game anyway - I'd love to see a movie in this style.

Mind Cards Mind Cards

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I liked it.

Except for the memory game :( All these types of game seem to love them, but for me it really breaks up the flow. Also, you could copy + paste the numbers, kind of negates the purpose don't you think? (you did have to type it in backwards still, but the long pause made basically no difference)

Anyway, pretty enjoyable :)

Does anyone like those memory games? Someone tell me I'm wrong and that everyone else LOVES the heck out of them >_>;

Triangles Triangles

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Can't... scratch... nose...

Ooh. I like it alot! Very nice idea :3

Needs a pause function, maybe. Very fun.

Crazy Chess Crazy Chess

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Fun, but a bit tedious

It was fun for the first few levels, but there was nothing new -- just more pawns. It got a bit tedious; you could have added different pieces for either side, just for some variety.

wOne2 wOne2

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Pretty Good! One problem x_x

I really liked the game; the idea was interesting, the graphics were great, the sound was a bit irritating -- but fitting -- I just really did NOT like the limited lives; I mean, once running out, you're suddenly sitting there, going, 'well, crap, there goes everything I've just done'.

Maybe I just suck at it, I don't know :P

Denvish Day: Teh Ban Bin Denvish Day: Teh Ban Bin

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Too laggy, otherwise really good.

I really liked this game, except it was laggy. Don't know why. (I tried lowering quality & cloing other programs.)

I was doing pretty well, too, until all of them just suddenly jumped to the wall and I died, like... instantly.

Damned lag.

Lunatic Lunatic

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Must... not... blink...

Wow. This game is addictive. And an awesome idea. My high score is 1055.

Well, back to the game. (Must... not... blink...)

Angel of Death |&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Game&amp;lt;&amp;lt;| Angel of Death |>>Game<<|

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Just... awesome.

That was awesome. I really loved that game, and though it was quite easy, it was very well made, and a very good idea. Overall, it was very fun. Thanks for taking a chunk out of your life to create this game to entertain me for a chunk of mine.

The graphics were decent, nothing awesome, as most things weren't really animated.

Style I gave high, as this is the first time I've seen scanned drawings in a game, and it's a very good idea.

Sound was pretty good.

Violence was somewhat, I suppose?

Interactivity, well, I gave high because the 'divine sight' was a very nice touch to add, and without it, the game would really be quite... pointless.

Humor? Only a bit, at the end.

Overall, really good. Yeah.